A text exchange with Mommy, who somehow misplaced the lettuce she'd shredded for salad:
Did you find the lettuce?
No. Please clean up your room.
I sometimes have the same problem with homework, I thought I did it but I realized I didn't.In response to a query about why his paper was loose in his backpack rather than in its assigned folder:
Looks like I put it in the water instead of the boat.